See You At Lakefair

There's been no war like the one we wage today

If you've got muscle we may be interested

I've been here decades but I'll never die

Sign here and we'll make you our special guy

Trama wraps, jock straps, ice packs and our injuries

Cuts, sores, scrapes, burns, bruises. If you decide to bleed

We've got more muscle than the rage today

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Don't lose that smile while you're vomiting

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