Cynical, Sinister, Sinner, Sister

You're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You give every guy you meet a blister
From shuffling his feet
When he goes up to meet
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...

You're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You make every guy who sees you whimper
He's shuffling his feet,
He looks just like fresh meat to
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...

Why do you have to
do what you do?

You just keep on dancin'
and keep on shakin'
You keep on
seductively eatin' bacon...

You can't even chew your food, without
making some guy fall in love with you

‘Cause you're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You give every guy you meet a blister
From shuffling his feet
When he goes up to meet
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...

You're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You make every guy who sees you whimper
He doesn't even know you
Doesn't even care
Just wants to run his fingers through that
oh-so-shiny hair,

You're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You give every guy you meet a blister
From shuffling his feet
When he goes up to meet
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...

You're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You make every guy who sees you whimper
He doesn't even know you
Doesn't even care
Just wants to get his hands onto
That skin so fair

You're a sinner...!
You're sinister...!
You're a cynical...
Sister...!

Yeah, you're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You give every guy you meet a blister
From shuffling his feet
When he goes up to meet
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...

Just keep on dancin'
and keep on shakin'
You keep on
seductively eatin' bacon...

You can't even chew your food, without
making some guy fall in love with you

You're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
Your only purpose, it seems, is to hinder
Those guys out there
Who don't want to stare at
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...

‘Cause you're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You give every guy you meet a blister
From shuffling his feet
When he goes up to meet
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...

Just keep on dancin'
and keep on shakin'
You keep on
seductively eatin' bacon...

You can't even chew your food, without
making some guy fall in love with you

‘Cause you're a cynical, sinister, sinner sister
You give every guy you meet a blister
From shuffling his feet
When he goes up to meet
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...
You--ooh-ooh-ooh...
Are a cynical, sinister, sinner sister.

A cynical, sinister, sinner sister.
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