Queen Bitch

I want my cake
I want it on a silver plate
If the world wants you to pay
Sign a check for a royalty rate

How easy life would be
If I was only 17
They'd tell me I don't have a clue
But now I'm 23 and I'm old news

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen
Too much of a shit show for magazines
It's my party, deal with it
Cause I'm queen bitch
I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had
I can be selfish but what's wrong with that
It's my life, it's my shit
And I'm queen bitch

Dress me up in pink
Make my pain look luxury
Put a price on a tragedy
Now you're a real celebrity

How easy life would be
If I was only 17
They'd tell me I don't have a clue
But now I'm 23 and I'm old news

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen
Too much of a shit show for magazines
It's my party, deal with it
Cause I'm queen bitch
I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had
I can be selfish but what's wrong with that
It's my life, it's my shit
And I'm queen bitch

I can't be the girl on your TV
The next girl in line will take the crown right from me

I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen
Too much of a shit show for magazines
It's my party, deal with it
Cause I'm queen bitch
I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had
I can be selfish but what's wrong with that
It's my life, it's my shit
And I'm queen bitch