(I Don't Want) Steak And Kidney Pie (I Want Pizza Pie)

Oh oh oh oh pizza. I really want to eat ya.
But I'm stuck eating steak and kidney pie here at the Great Hall.
Since I've had pizza pie, I haven't like steak and kidney pie here at all.
I'm going to put in a complaint with Professor McGonagall.

Oh oh oh oh pizza. I really want to eat ya but I'm stuck staring at thestrals with Luna Lovgood.
Man, that girl's looney and weird and misunderstood.

Oh oh oh oh pizza. I really want to eat ya but I'm stuck mixing potions down in Snape's dungeon.
That cantankerous greasy man is quite the curmudgeon.

Oh oh oh oh pizza. I really want to eat ya.
It's made of sweet sauce and cheese and mixed with plenty of delicious spices and fresh garlic.
Yes, plenty of delicious spices and fresh gaaarrrrlic.

Oh oh oh pizza. I really want to eat ya.

There's nothing I would rather eat.
It's made with sauce and covered in cheese.
It's found in New York City. It's pizza.

Oh oh oh oh pizza. Oh oh oh oh pizza.