Cause I'm a blond

ARTIST: Julie Brown

TITLE: 'Cause I'm a Blond



Because I'm blond, I don't have to think

I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks

Don't have to worry about gettin' a man

If I keep this blond, and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah



I see people workin', it just makes me giggle

'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blond, B-L-O-N-D

'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me



I never learned to read and I never learned to cook

Why should I bother when I look like I look

I know lots of people are smarter than me

But I have this philosophy

So what?

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah



I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em

'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blond, nya nya nya

'Cause I'm a blond, nya nya nya



They say to make it you need talent and ambition

Well I got a TV show and this was my audition

Um okay, what was it okay um, don't tell me oh yeah okay

Duck Magnum, duck!

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah



I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course

I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D

'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me



I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.



'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

'Cause we're a blond, yeah yeah yeah



Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true

With my hair and body, you would be too

'Cause I'm a blond, B-L... I don't know

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah