Houseboy

Could you go to the grocery store? I need pop tarts and orange soda. You can

drive the Mercedes if you say pretty please. You can sleep in my bed tonight

but you better not have dirty feet and I don't like talking after I fool

around; I just like to sleep. Will you go to the drug store? I need Advil

and Robitussin and condoms. Take out the trash, give the dog a bath, do the

dishes and fix the leak in the kitchen. Little white boy would you be my

slave? Little white boy, you make a great slave.