Third most stupidest guy

Third Most Stupidest Guy (M. McDonald)



I was leaving in a hurry I was leaving in a lurch

Cuz I thought I found the answer when I fell outside the church

The cops were busting smokers the stars were all in line

I asked about your problem they said you're feeling fine

I wondered why I was racing will I make win place or show

Man, I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know



Cuz the world was slowing down a bit and I took a wrong turn

Don't invite me drinking cuz I've got too much to learn

Tied up all my loose ends I tied them up real tight

I tried crossing the highway without looking left or right

And then my baby left me why I'll never know

I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know



Hung out with a whirling dervish and I spent a night in jail

With no belt and no shoelaces just a slab and a metal pail

My cellmate was a student studying to be a shrink

I said, "What you do to get in here?" He said, "For a crime I think"

I gave him a problem with the converations flow

Now he thinks I've got to be the third most stupidest guy he knows



Then I got caught in a rain shower lots of water pouring down

I spied a crying lady in a spoiled wedding gown

She was looking for a shoulder she gave me the keys to her Honda

She said I reminded her of some guy named Henry Fonda

At the very next red light I said I have to go

I have got to be the third most stupidest guy you know