Flight Attendant

When I was a little baby
A mama's boy, no one could save me
From those kids at school
They would bully, they would tease
They would taunt me, haunt me

"You're such a pretty boy"

Fear, I grew up so scared
The bible belt, redneck lifestyle
One day I'll fly free, in the airplanes
"Where's my seat?" "Where's my champagne?"

"I'm such a pretty boy"

Heaven knows the lengths I go
To please them everyday
They don't even notice when I'm down

"Such a pretty boy"

Hotels were closed
And the airport was clean
I was stranded alone
In my southwest dream

Hotels were closed
And the airport was clean
I was stranded alone
In my southwest dream