Harry Potter In 99 Seconds

[beginning]
there once was a boy named harry
destined to be a star
his parents were killed by Voldemort
who gave him a lightning scar

[break]
yo harry! you're a wizard!

[1. part]
Harry goes to hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione
Mcgonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy, quirrel becomes unemployed
the sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

[2. part]
Ron brakes his wand, now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in mortal danger
tom Riddle hides his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamber

[3. part]
Harry blows up aunt Marge
the dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man
and now the prisoner is at large
they use time travel so they can
save the prisoner of azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
i don't really get it either

[4. part]
Harry gets put in the
triwizard tournament
with dragons and mermaids
oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed
he's back!

[5. part]
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
constant attempts to contact him?
he is forced to leave the scool,
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool,
kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh!

[6. part]
split your soul
seven parts of a whole
they're horcruxes
it's Dumbledore's end!

[7. part]
the once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death
but in one final duel between good and bad
he may take his final breath