Brown Eyed Handsome Man

WELL, FLYING ACROSS THE DESERT IN A TWA,

I SAW A WOMAN WALKIN' IN THE SAND.

SHE'D BE WALKING THIRTY MILES EN ROUTE TO BOMBAY

TO MEET A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN,

HER DESTINATION WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.



WAY BACK IN HISTORY THREE THOUSAND YEARS,

IN FACT EVER SINCE THE WORLD BEGAN,

THERE'S BEEN A WHOLE LOTTA GOOD WOMEN SHEDDING TEARS

OVER A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN,

A LOT OF TROUBLE WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.



WELL -



WELL, THE MILO DE VENUS WAS A BEAUTIFUL LASS,

SHE HAD THE WORLD IN THE PALM OF HER HAND

SHE LOST BOTH HER ARMS IN A WRESTLING MATCH

TO WIN A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN,

SHE FOUGHT AND WON HERSELF A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.



WELL, A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER COULDN'T MAKE UP HER MIND

BETWEEN A DOCTOR AND A LAWYER MAN.

HER MOTHER TOLD HER DAUGHTER GO OUT AND FIND YOURSELF

A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN,

JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY WAS, A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.



WELL -



OH-HO!



WELL, A TWO, THREE THE COUNT WITH NOBODY HOME

HE HIT A HI'FLYER INTO THE STAND.

A ROUNDED THIRD HE WAS A-HEADIN' FOR HOME

IT WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN THAT WON THE GAME.

IT WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.



IT WAS A BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN.