Misery Loves Company

Misery is a he
Misery he lives alone
Company she wants Misery
So she ties herself to her telephone
She says Misery are you delirious?
Or some day will you get serious
And marry me and my telephone?
We could set you free in your own home
Misery
Company
Misery loves Company
Ten little Christians sitting on a fence
Too far apart to be called friends
You see fear is a glue but it does not stick
Even Misery knows that trick
As he polishes his pogo stick
Company smears her gold lipstick
Misery loves Company
Misery loves Company
Misery loves Company
Misery loves Company
And if you want a happy end
Well I guess that all depends
On where you stop your story friend
'Cause it's the way of the world
It's all I know
Company says I told you so
Even Misery don't want to be alone
Company says I told you so
Even Misery don't want to be alone
Even Misery don't want to be alone?
Even Misery don't want to be alone
Misery loves Company
Misery loves Company
Misery loves Company
Misery loves Company