The Most Miserable Girl In The World

I was such

A big fan

So excited to be

In the band

Although I heard those things

That you were difficult

I thought that maybe

We could be friends



But you're the most miserable girl

In the world

The most miserable girl

In the world

Not since in junior high

Have I wanted to die

And you're the reason why

I bet that makes you glad



But you're the most miserable girl

In the world

And if you ever joined AA (although I've never seen you drink)

I hope that you would take whatever that step is and apologize to me

Apologize to me



You're the most miserable girl

In the world

Why should I care so much?

What does it say about me

That I would write this song?

Hope that I'll never be

A cunt