Freshman

I live like a freshman
I still have a roommate
I even moved to Brooklyn
I still need a roommate
I betcha didn't know
I don't make much for this show
And when I go home

I still have a roommate
I cook on a hotplate
Unless I order pizza
You should see the boxes
This was my dream
When I was thirteen
But now that it's true, I wish I was you

You don't have a roommate
You own your own building
You have a flatscreen TV
You never followed your dreams
They're not what they seem
They're never what they seem (x4)

I live like a freshman
I still have a roommate
We walk to the laundry...