Why?

Why?
Why?
Why?

Hey daddy, I smack these hoes
I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my diaper everywhere I go

Like to Hop-Hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants, and now it's runny
I go "UH UH!"
You think that's funny?
I stuff my diaper with all my money

Mario: Jeffy!

Why? Why?

Mario: Jeffy, don't do that!

Why? Why?

Mario: Jeffy, eat your green beans!

Why? Why?

Mario: Jeffy, don't poop your pants!

Why? Why?
Cat piano solo!
*cat piano solo*

Mario: Oh, Jeffy STOP IT!!!

Why?

Got a helmet on top of my head
Spanked my pee-pee until it was red
Eat green beans, I'd rather be dead
It's 10 O'Clock and I'm ready for bed

Hey daddy. I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track
So, uh, I'm going to bed
See, I got my carrots on, I got my bunny suit on
I'm ready for bed