I Am Spasticus

Now listen you tards

I'm choosing my words so you can understand

I ain't too bright, but I can fight

And I got a plan

Don't tell me I can't, don't tell me I won't

I'll never listen to you



My IQ's got nothin to do

With what I'm gonna be

Out of my way, got nothin to say

My actions speak for me

When I'm in the ring

There's not a thing that I cannot do



Whoa no, whoa no

Spasticus, baby, is my name

Whoa no, whoa no

Talk money, but I'm not ashamed

I can still outwit you, baby

Whoa yeah, alright



You can't challenge me

I challenge myself

Damged goods

But i'm not stuck on the shelf

And i'm not gonna

Lie down for the count

Got a problem with me

Let's take it to the mat



I'm not allowed to drive

And I can't count past five

You think I'm out of place

I'll stomp your fucking face

So bring it on, brother



Whoa no, whoa no

Spasticus, baby, is my name

Whoa no, whoa no

I ain't funny, but I'm not ashamed

I can still outwit you, baby

Whoa yeah, alright