Oh, Squrty Pants

[Intro]

Don't be the girl that i write about

With your eyes so shut you can't figure out why

Fires burn when you touch the flame

I'm safer making such an outragous clam

Your not ready for this shit to go down

Shot in the tank when you went out of town

with a frown, and a cent, and a promise to grim

Right away you felt brave

Oh my God its the best



(Chorus)

Pull the trigger

Now your making the rules

I should of figured you'd break out the tools

My heart beats heavy

As the news hits



(Verse)

Put the gun down

You've settled the score

One more murder and you'll lose it for sure

My memory cant take it

I'll tell them all i did this



(Breakdown)

So now your the girl i'll write about

So let me climb this chair

And i'll vagely shout

She'll probably never let me live this down

Why cant you discover what i wish to uncover

Two years down and a blood stained carpet

How can something so perfect be so hard and ironicly safe

Both of us from what were both trying to do without



(Chorus)

Pull the trigger

Now your making the rules

I should of figured you'd break out the tools

My heart beats heavy

As the news hits



(Verse)

Put the gun down

You've settled the score

One more murder and you'll lose it for sure

My memory cant take it

I'll tell them all i did this



Oh yea thats right

I'll get it out

I'll sing this crazy thing out

Oh burn it down on the beat (on the beat)

Please make me squrty pants (squrty pants)

You will need me,

I'm calling out your name babe

I'm squrty pants

Like all the same

But what were you looking for

I'm squrty pants like all the same