Confederate Fag

Momma killed the baby
Now the daddy was in town
Drove up in his pick-up truck
And buried her underground

The rebel force will save me
Pink panties all around
What they said was so unreal
I guess it was profound

When they said
Everybody?
Anybody?
Somebody?
Nobody!

Mister Anti-everything
Atari stick in hand
Bat me on the forehead
So I could understand

He smeared his face with lipstick
And yelled and screamed real loud
Point in my direction
And rub semen on the crowd

When he said
Everybody?
Anybody?
Somebody?
Nobody!

Everyone needs a hero
Nobody needs a star
Will you still adore me
When I've gone way too far

The rebel force will save me
They grabbed my little hand
Threw me in a pick-up truck
Cause I don't understand