True Story (Skit)

True fuckin' story I swear on my mothers eyes
The greatest fuckin' come back ever
Fuckin' bottom of the ninth right 3 balls 2 strikes
2 outs bases loaded...
Whitie Hurss on the mount I dont know some fuckin' kid
This fuckin' kid comes up I fuckin' put my drink down
Fuckin' look up the fuckin' ball goes over the green monster
You hear what I'm tellin' you
I swear on my mothers eyes
True fuckin' story