First Day Out

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"Aw shit, man, that's the ICP!!! This is my jam!!! I'm on a psychedelic, motherfucking intergallactic voyage, G!!! Aw, shit!"

Well, they let the gate up so I bail
It's been six months, pick me up from the county jail
With a smart mouth, I paid my dues
Steel toliets, wool blankets, and rubber shoes
But I ain't naggin'
Here come the fellas, I can hear the muffler draggin'
Ain't been in the car long
And the Faygo is almost gone
My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate
So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date
She said "Pick me up at three"
Can't bitch, the bus don't ride your street
We gonna eat at Mexican Village
Take a cab
And I'll pay the tab
And when she showed, well, I'll be damned
Left my wallet at home on the TV stand
Have to pay him and for dinner too
The knot in my sock, it don't fit you
She's all prettied up for nothing
I'm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffing
And I'm chewing on my food like a pitbull
Cuz I won't front for the ho
Stuck my face in the bowl of soup
And just sucked it all up through my missin' tooth
The bitch jumped up with a boom
"I have to fix my hair" and broke to the bathroom
She's got the tab, so I go for mine
And order up some '52 vintage wine
"Hey, Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that"
Motherfuckers like J'll say "fuck dat"
She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
Probably took a long greasy-ass, smelly shit
I ain't saying nothing though
I ain't saying nothing bout the funkin' ho
What's up bitch, I'm ready to break
How long can one fat bitch take?
Quite snacking and pay these saps
Cuz we goin' home to watch 2 with Paps

"So Joe, what is that you do for a living?"
"Aww, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on Verner and Springwell. Matter fact, I think I sold to that fat bitch in the kitchen."

Your dad's really cool sweetheart
I mean him, letting me use his car
And he slipped me a fifty
Violent J is kinda nifty
If I'da hit, you'da been home free
But now your coming home with me
"Dad, I got a bitch in the bedroom
Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon."
Now the juggla's known to smack hoes
But I need the shot two
So I switch to the mack mode

"Now woman, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me fuck you
Now bitch, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on your cheek
And a fuck to go with that
Come on, nympho, let me hit that
Tell ya what, you let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
Ya little sewer skank
Ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho."
And that was that
A little smooth talking she was on her back
And I'm finally stickin'
Dump ya, and I'm keeping my chicken
You'll never guess what
My first day out....and I caught my nut

First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
(Well shit bitch, it's my first day out!)
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
(Well shit bitch, it's my first day out!)
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
(Well shit bitch, it's my first day out!)
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
(Well shit bitch, it's my first day out!)
My nuuuuuttt....