Bowling Balls

Friends don't come easily and this I know,
And everytime I try to make one they always say the gotta go.
I wanna talk with people and look'em in the face,
I wanna take'em home and they can stay at my place.
All the talking I could do,
I would never lie to you,
We take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you.
And I can love you and technically even though your dead,
you'll always be around 'cause I'm keeping your head.
I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar,
I even own the melon of a dead fortune teller.
The rotted ones I keep'em up in fat pickle jars,
And the new ones we lay on the lawn and look at stars.
It's illegal, I know, but so is smoking weed,
And who the fuck, gives a fuck, when you have a need.
I collect human heads fresh up off the neck,
Face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimme dat.

Chorus
Faces people know more than names,
the hair is there and all the brains.
Your head would mean so much to me...
Your head would mean so much to me...
I won't dis you,
you wanna wear a hat? What?
How you want your eyelids open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me...
Your head would mean so much to me...

Sometimes I put'em in my bowling bag and bring'em to work,
Play with their hair, under my desk, with my barefoot.
They're like, stuffed animals all over the bed,
Human heads, Pam, Jennifer, Hubert and Ted.
I even put one in the shower, water comes out the mouth,
I kick a few around the yard when I feel like going out.
I blow air in the mouth piece and duct tape it shut,
bring'em in the pool, and the heads will float up.
I'm not a sicko, yo,
Though I've had girlfriends,
I even put their make-up on and take'em for a spin.
I'm not a murderer like that, not really,
Only every Halloween the house do look kinda silly.
You know the homeless people that be bothering you for change,
Almost all of my collection, from them is where they came.
I'm not insane about it, it's just the world is too crowded,
And maybe I'ma do something a motherfuckin' 'bout it.

Chorus
Faces people know more than names,(Know more than names)
the hair is there and all the brains.(And all the brains)
Your head would mean so much to me...
Your head would mean so much to me...
I won't dis you,
you wanna wear a hat? What?
How you want your eyelids open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me...
Your head would mean so much to me...

I need some therapy to help me deal with this shit,
Dr. Wigglefarmer, I need to make a visit.
He told me heads are normal, but I gotta brush their teeth,
So now I'm brushing four mouths at a time using my feet.
He also told me to keep them away from the dog,
But I already knew that, she'll chew their faces off.
And then Dr. Wigglefarmer asked me for a couple,
I went into my bag and gave him two like "No trouble".
Now I got some therapy I'm feeling much better,
I'm happy forever,
Me and my cranium's together.
They all over the house and they all over the floor,
If ones got an afro, I use it for a pillow.
I'm ill though I never should've murdered anyway,
I shoot head hoops and don't care what people say.
You can ask Dr. Wigglefarmer for yourself,
He's the third head down, top row, third shelf.

Chorus
Faces people know more than names,(Know more than names)
the hair is there and all the brains.(And all the brains)
Your head would mean so much to me...(Heads up y'all)
Your head would mean so much to me...
I won't dis you,
you wanna wear a hat? What?
How you want your eyelids open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me...(I like rollin')
Your head would mean so much to me...(Keep your heads up)
Faces people know more than names,(Know more than names)
the hair is there and all the brains.(And all the brains)
Your head would mean so much to me...(I like to kick'em)
Your head would mean so much to me...
I won't dis you,
you wanna a hat? What?
How you want your eyelids open or shut?
Your head would mean so much to me...(Gimme head bitch)
Your head would mean so much to me...