Violent And Funky

You want funky? We got funky!
Who's got funky? We got funky!
You said funky! Violent and funky!
Violent and funky! Violent and funky!
Violent and funky! Violent and funky!

Sticks and stones may break some bones,
But a three fifty seven gonna blow your damn head off.

You take the pen and I'll take the sword,
you can write some shit till I cut your fuckin' head off.

You want funky? We got funky!
What kind of funky? Violent and funky!
Violent and funky! Violent and funky!
Violent and funky! Violent and funky!

Do unto others as you do unto yourself
'Course for me that's damn easy 'cause I hate myself.

A penny saved is a penny earned,
But a stolen case of beers gets you a hell of a lot drunker.

Early to bed, early to rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy and... boring.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings,
And the big bitch is choking on a chunk of salami.

You want funky? We got funky!
What kind of funky? Violent and funky!
Violent and funky! Violent and funky!
Violent and funky! Violent and funky!

You know it's snapped lika Mutha,
You know we're snappin' lika Mutha.

You want funky? We got funky!
What kind of funky? Violent and funky!
Violent and funky! Violent and funky!
Violent and funky! Violent and funky!

You
know
we're
snappin'
like a
Mutha.