Everybody Dance

The club is packed like a sandwich

All types of people like ham and swiss

Lettuce and tomato toasted bread

Bite down and taste the rhythm



Thank goodness we're finally here at the club

Man what a great-looking crop of people

The fact that they worked all week really adds to the meaning behind their dancing

My boss yelled at me "Take this dance move.

The copier broke down but tonight you're a star!"



I don't care what your name is

I don't care where you went to college

I hate your outfit and your face

Now everybody dance



Your jam's on

The jimmy jam's on

This is the time to get your jimmy jam on

Hey jimmy who

It's jimmy jam

Time to slam bam

It's jimmy jam



World beat

Whores in rhythm

Africa

No man's land

South America

Fruits and coconuts

Europe

You have no idea Europe is crazy

Global warming

Hot and sexy

Poverty

Exotic things



I don't care who you came with

I don't care if your car just died

I hate your open wounds and your brain

Now every dance

Everybody dance