Hey Boston! (This Ones For You)

Hey Boston i heard you drove pretty far,
Welcome to my so called mid-west,
It'll treat you better then them,
Just get back in your car.
I hope you drive far away,
Get lost to the left in Kansas,
And don't forget to drop a line,
And kiss her on the lips for me.
Oh by the way Boston you left your keys,
In a shallow hole,
That I dug for them,
So jump on in if you'd like.
I have to say thank you for being there,
With me in the middle of no where,
And calling this soil home,
Boston and the mid-west I'll you alone.