I Went The Gay Way

Opening MusicHoward Stern singing:This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay.I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.People wonderin' if I'm still straight.. am I going gaaayhey?Tell me why.. this song makes my butt ache.Tell me why.. homo love could be a mistake.Men's backside's are a dirty place.Could I go the gay way?Fred Norris singing:Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..Would K.C. be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way.Howard Stern singing:Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy.Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks.Get K-Y!.. I'm thinkin' 'bout the balletCould I go the gay way?Fred Norris singing:Will there be pain, that I can not explain, what's coming over me?If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!Howard Stern singing:I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!Howard Stern singing:Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter?Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!If I went the gay way!Get K-Y!.. sphincter, sphincter, sphincter, sphincter!Get K-Y!.. Di-stincter, stincter, stincter!Get K-Y!.. Oh, Fred I need your sphincter!Get K-Y!.. Give me K.C.'s it's more distincter!Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!If I went the gay way!If I..went the gay way.