A Formal Occasion

'Twas a black tie affair
showed up in my underwear
you pretended not to care
though I'm sure I drew your stare

Oh, I'm so bored with this
would it be all that remiss
everyone's so moribund
I don't even own a cumberbund

Perchance that's a lie
I would never dry your eye
after all you've done to me
all I need is a girl to call me

Call me

Paging Captain Midnite
paging Captain Midnite
he's gonna be here all nite
if you don't do exactly as I say

Oh, I'm so bored with this
Would it be all that remiss
if I were to steal a kiss
but he'll settle for a call me

Call me

No I don't have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion's share
I love you so please call me

I'm begging you please
Call me

Oh I'm so bored with this
would it be all that remiss
if I were to steal a kiss
all I need is a lil' kiss

Oh you're there next to me
somehow equals sex to me
that Imperius Rex is me
but he'll settle for a call me

Call me

No I don't have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion's share
I love you so please call me

I'm begging you please
Call me
Why won't you call me

No I don't have a stitch to wear
nor do I have a single care
I love you more the lion's share
I love you
So please call me

I'm begging you please
Call me
My darling, call me

No I don't have a stitch to wear
Nor do I have a single care
I love you more than words can share
I love you
So please call me