Freshman Orientation

YES
Jin Suzuki and Jamal on the track
(yeah motherfuckers)
This is a comeback

(MIKE)
When you walk in the doors of GL
Welcome, baby, to a four-year hell
The rotein bars and cocaine in the stalls
People fucking in middle of halls

Freshman girls and senior guys
Making love and getting high
Jocks and goths and krunk krew hoes
Gettin' crazy without any clothes

(JON)
Freshman boys, you don't stand a chance
Senior pervs infect as they dance
Say farewell to your broads and peers
As you watch them de-virginized by jocks and queers
Back parking lot is for that one little loner
Smoking pot and becoming a stoner
Instant popularity is always growing
Especially if you give the prom king a blowing

(DUET)
We are The High Sox, here to impress
Our music makes girls want us less
We are The High Sox, hear us roar
When the fuck are we gonna score?

(MIKE)
Oh, the cliques all run around
Jocks are out, all owning the town
Spitting into water bottles
Get your weight down down

(JON)
It's 4AM and I'm here
Making the song of the year
Singing for the freshman fags
Who can't even handle one beer

(DUET)
We are The High Sox, here to impress
Our music makes girls want us less
We are The High Sox, hear us roar
When the fuck are we gonna score?