Barstool Paradise Songtext

So you said her name was Betty
And she lives in a jungle
Folks call the Barstool Paradise
And them boys in those places
Call her “ Loreen ,The Neon Queen “
And that hurts her, yes that hurts her

But each night the same thing happens, she paint`s her face so pretty
Goes out to spend the night at barstool paradise

So you say she `s your mama
And I understand you don t approve
Of her life at barstool paradise
Oh I m so afraid of what I m doin, hangin round this tavern
Drinkin beer and talking to you, somehow`

Don t you think the same could happen, will I paint my face so pretty
Go out to spend my life at Barstool Paradise

Everywhere the same thing happens
They paint their faces pretty
Go out to spend their lifes at Barstool Paradise