Olivia (AKA: The Object of My Infection)

I got my figures on the wall
Comics stacked up in the hall
I got a movie in my DVD player
I got my music that I love
And a girl sent from above
I got my problems but
They seem so little next to her
Man, oh, man I got no money
Spend it all on my new honey
I got you and you got me
And that's all that we need
No one seems to understand me
Lay there still don't ever leave me
I feel inside you're all I have
So, baby, hear my plea

And even though I can't converse with you
There are so many other things that we can do

As you lay there lifeless on my bed
You were never really livin' so you can't be dead
You'll never die so tears won't be shed

So you think that I'm so cool
Not like I was back in school
I didn't have a friend and everyone was mean
Introverted and I know it
And I'm not afraid to show it
'Cause there's no one here like me
It's my scene
Man, oh, man I can't relate
to others and it feels so great
I don't need people, don't need friends
I only want my toys
Lovin' you it must be said
I'm talkin' to myself again
That's okay 'cause momma said
I'm not like other boys

And even though I can't converse with you
There are so many other things that we can do

As you lay there lifeless on my bed
You were never really livin' so you can't be dead
You'll never die so tears won't be shed

Olivia, you're not a real female
But you'll work for me
When relationships fail
Olivia, your skin it feels
So real
On the Internet
Is where I got this great deal
Alright!

I got my figures on the wall
Comics stacked up in the hall
I got a movie in my DVD player
I got my music that I love
And a girl sent from above
I got my problems but
They seem so little next to her
Man, oh, man I got no money
Spend it all on my new honey
I got you and you got me
And that's all that we need
No one seems to understand me
Lay there still don't ever leave me
I feel inside you're all I have
So, baby, hear my plea
So you think that I'm so cool
Not like I was back in school
I didn't have a friend and everyone was mean
Introverted and I know it
And I'm not afraid to show it
'Cause there's no one here like me
It's my scene
Man, oh, man I can't relate
to others and it feels so great
I don't need people, don't need friends
I only want my toys
Lovin' you it must be said
I'm talkin' to myself again
That's okay 'cause momma said
I'm not like other boys

And even though I can't converse with you
There are so many other things that we can do

As you lay there lifeless on my bed
You were never really livin' so you can't be dead
You were never really livin' so you can't be dead
You'll never die so tears won't be shed