Cut Every Corner

[Shary]
If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run,
Don't pout, don't sob,
Just do a half assed job!

If, you, cut every corner
It is really not so bad,
Everybody does it,
Even mom and dad.
If nobody sees it,
Then nobody gets mad,

[Bart]
It's the American way!

[Shary]
The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet.

[Chief Wiggum]
Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

[Shary]
And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat!

[Apu]
For meat!

[Shary]
And milk!

[Apu]
And milk!

[Both]
From 1984!

[Shary]
If, you, cut every corner,
You'll have more time for play,

[Shary & OFF]
It's the American way!