Cause I'm A Bro

I drank 30 beers for breakfast,

And I took the dirt bike to glamis,

I didnt jump one fucking jump,

I just talked about the river.



I like fake tits and short skirts,

And Crustys Demons of Dirt,

Cause Im a Bro Bro Bro



I got posters of Vin Deisel,

And I punch my friends in the arm,

I lifted my truck up to the sky,

I fuck other girls then I beat my wife



I give millions to the industry

Unbeknownst it goes to the Japanese



Flamed tattoos, and rev-ing my dirt bike

Slapping my bitch, when shes out of line,

I talk shirt all the time,

If your truck is smaller than mine



Ive got black socks and sideburns

I bleached my hair and I spiked it

I street race my grandmas Buick

You know SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

That guys a Bro, Bro, Bro