You

His name is Mike Webster
and he's a Reporter.
He is a slimy lobster
in the ass of Cyndie Lauper.

Hey you must not say - you to me!

Her name is Anne Collins
and she is a boxer.
Her victims are this lobster
and his fucking pop-star.

Hey you, will you say - you to me?

I am Goyko Smith
and I'm an english teacher.
I think, I need a bodyguard,
will you suck my preacher.

Hey you, you can say - you to me!