A New Friend

A Valentine's Day party

I didn't think you'd show

You don't like making entrances alone



You've got a new friend



He likes to go to movies

He likes to drink red wine

Sounds familiar, better hold on tight

A film school drunk can be so hard to find



You've got a new friend

And the two of you don't ever seem to part

Now I'm the odd man gone

You've got a new friend



And your mom's got you convinced that he's the one

He's all you need, so forget me

Marry him at once



But if you ever change your mind

I could still buy that box of wine

I still have your copy of Harold and Maude



But you've got a new friend