Inside Information

Let me give you a little inside information about God...

God likes to watch
He's a prankster
Think about it
He gives man instincts
He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do?
I swear for his own amusement
His own own private cosmic gag reel

He sets the rules in opposition
It's the goof of all time
Look; but don't touch
Touch; but don't taste
Taste; but don't swallow

And while your jumping from one foot to the next what is he doing?
He's laughing his sick fucking ass off
He's a tight ass
He's a sadist
He's an absentee landlord
Worship that?
Never!