OMG I'm So Punk LOL

Welcome to my boring chord progression
I hope you like my safety pins
Welcome to my lyrical recession
I hope you like my clip on earings

I'm so punk
I can hardly breathe
I am as angsty
as my contract says I have to be
I'll be nauseating
Until someone vomits on me
I am so punk
and everybody hates me

I adopt an uninformed political stance
and say angry things about god
I buy pinstriped fat pants
So 12 year old girls will think I'm hot

I'm so punk
I can hardly breathe
I am as angsty
as my contract says I have to be
I'll be nauseating
Until someone vomits on me
I am so punk
and everybody hates me