You Are Woman, I Am Man

You are woman
I a man
You are smaller
So I can be taller than
You are softer to the touch
It's a feeling
I like feeling very much
You are someone
I've admired
Still, our friendship
Leaves something to be desired
Does it take more explanation than this?
You are woman, I am man
let's kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt
But guess who is gonna be dessert
Do good girls do just what mama says
When mama's not around?
It's a feeling, oy vay, what a feeling
A bit of pate'
uh! I drink it all day
Should I do the things he'll tell me to
In this pickle, what would Sadie do?
In my soul, I fell an inner lack
Just suppose he wants his dinner back
Now I feel that there's a fire here
Oh, try that once, a little higher, dear
What a beast to ruin such a pearl
Would a convent take a jewish girl?

You are woman
You are man
let's kiss(stop!)