Catastrophe

Boy, did I let it all out last night
I drank like a fiend
Made a sloppy ol' scene
I know that I should
Always try to be good
Don't start fights, don't be crass
Or you're sure to make an ass
Of yourself like the rest of 'em
The crummy ol' lot
If they're garbage, you're just like 'em
Whether you like it or not

Puny little half-man
He's the dust of this world
Got the wits of a frat-man
And the strength of a squirrel
I said that I'd break his face
And I'm afraid that I meant it
I'm a dam with a dent
And a crack, can't prevent

A catastrophe
Oh, I don't know what is going on
Would I really hurt someone?
Could I ever do it?
Would I ever go through with it?
Oh, no
A catastrophe
Oh, I'm a dam with a dent
And a crack, can't prevent it
From pouring onto someone
From flowing onto loved ones
Oh, no

Someone's gotta guide me
I can't grip on to the reins
I've got grief dripping inside me
And it's poisoning my brain
I know that I should
Always try to be good
Gotta watch what I'm doing
Gotta keep myself from ruin
I can't let 'em get to me
Those drama-seeking crazies
Better stop and smell the daisies
Before a

Catastrophe strikes
I don't know what is going on
Would I really hurt someone?
Could I ever do it?
Oh, would I really do it?
Catastrophe
Oh, I'm a dam with a dent
And a crack, can't prevent it
From pouring onto someone
From flowing onto loved ones?
No, oh, no