World Travellers

A world of world travellers couldn't turn the scoffing off
Hiding out behind the blinds, a know-it-all awaits a fall
I'm saying no to air travel sickened by your
Farewell wave, professional at sitting coach
Oh, don't you know it isn't safe?
Learn how to avoid cliches and forgo this silly stage
That you're in
I learned how to avoid cliches - I'm staying home
I'm staying home today!

Spent from seeing sights all day
Snapshots, postcards of decay
Beaches overcrowded sunny days
I'm gagging over here, I'll never change!
So you need to learn a thing or two
'Cause every girl I ever knew
Just packed her bags and went away
Sewed her oats as if to say -

"I'm the first world traveller! I am so brave!"
"I'm the first world traveller! I am so brave!"

Well I hope you know -
I'm full of spite and rage
But I miss your face and all your gall, you little girl
Return to your home in these United States
I want you there