Hot Dot Above, Tan Man Below

Florida, 1983. A tan man strolls the beach and sees a lovely young lady playing water oriented games. He casually approaches, finding her wet and salty... "pardon me, your face seems familiar, were you walking around one day?" The girl, admiring the man's tan, replies, "yes, I was walking around one day..... I like your tan, where did you get it?" The tan man twists his bronze head and points to his towel on the beach, "I got my tan over there while orbiting the sun." The girl likes what she sees and responds, "yeah, the sun is awesome, it's as if our lives revolve around it." Silence interrupts as the two exchange enchanted, science-fiction type stares and realize they are having a Planet of the Apes moment.