Fuck Woman I've Never Had

(Based on the song "Women I've Never Had" written by Hank Williams, Jr.)

I like making noise and sixty-nines
I like getting drunk and doing lines
I don't even care if it pisses fags, yeah
And I like to fuck women I've never had

I take a lot of smoke and a lot of wine
I get high with all those friends of mine
I like the sluts and whores with Old Granddad, yeah
And I like to fuck women I've never had

Ow! Fuck You!
Yeah I like to fuck women I've never had

I like to drink my whiskey and shoot my drugs
I am just a scumfuc sucking dog
I'm into licking pussy clit and hating fags, oh yeah
And I like to fuck pussy I've never had