Grenade

OK, here we go again, degrading my friend
I wouldn’t really mind, but I look like a man slag
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin
‘Cause I look like man slag'

This girl is definitely too good for me
So I don't think I will ever get girlfriend
Imma go cry myself to sleep
Because its really sad
I’m sorry, but oh my God

I just whispered in her ear “I think you’re hot”
She whispered in my ear “I think you're not"
I said let’s call a cab, she said stfu lmao
Honestly I look like a dog, eww

Lololollolololololololol shut up

Oh, ‘cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, i'm a cunt but people are up my ass
I know I’m asking a lot, but people buy my songs
I'm an asshole, a piece of shit
I know I’m asking a lot, but i'm not hot
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade

Can someone help me?
I need help thinking of good music
Because I can't songs at all
They're all bad


Close my eyes about to kiss
But she said I'm not hot enough

First u gon cum
Then u com up

Lets do a makeup tutorial
This red shade is called 'degrading women'
Its basically the main part of the whole look, the whole concept
I know this colour looks bad but dont worry!
We'll blend it in later with a shade called 'it's just a parody song'
To make us look better, yeah!

Oh, ‘cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, im a cunt but people are up my ass
I know I’m asking a lot, but people buy my songs
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I’m asking a lot, but i'm not hot
I need this favour, I need you to jump on this grenade