Robot Vampire Wombats

Vampire wombats, vampire wombats
Robot vampire wombats!
They don't want to hurt you
They're really quite friendly
Robot vampire wombats
Although they're undead
They're really quite friendly
Robot vampire wombats
When their batteries run low
They get kinda grouchy
Robot vampire wombats
Just give them some cow's blood
And they'll be your best friend!
Robot vampire wombats
Vampire wombats, vampire wombats
Robot vampire wombats!
The first time I met one
I was in Poughkeepsie
Robot vampire wombats!
He brought me a sandwich
And got me quite tipsy
Robot vampire wombats!
We went to the ER
And got him some plasma
Robot vampire wombats
He slurped it and burped it
And now he's my best friend!
Robot vampire wombats
Vampire wombats, vampire wombats
Robot vampire wombats!