Dorian Grey

When I buy my mansion

I'll invite the world to stay

So everyone can see

A picture of Dorian Grey



We'll sit by the river

Drinking lemon tea

With a thousand midget Russians

In midget submarines



And you can come and stay

And you can bring all of your friends

And you can come and stay

For a day

To see a picture of Dorian Grey



To see a picture of Dorian Grey

And I will bring you to my mansion

To see my gallery

And there's lots of pretty pictures

All of them of me

All of them of me



We'll sit by the river

Drinking lemon tea

With the tiny cucumber sandwhiches

Made by a girl called Ebony



And you can come and stay

And you can bring all of your friends

And you can come and stay

For a day



To see a picture of Dorian Grey [x13]