Abu's Boomin

Metro Boomin in this motherfucker *laughs*. My niggas love you, but anyway, look. Got it all, got it all, look man, I got my one, my last nigga in the city with the clean. I ain’t talking about that bottom of the bottle syringe shit with that plastic hair dryer reseal, or that blue top, we ain’t none of that bullshit. So look, the one rule is, when we go in don’t say nothing to Abu. He old school, you feel me?

A bell rings as the two enter the store, loud music is playing

Cut... Abu can you cut that shit down man! Please!

Ohhh Free Band, Free Band, welcome back to my store. Loyal customer. You see my store still booming in the drought

Uh, he looking for some clean

Clean? What the fuck are you drinking, I thought we were drinking dirty?

Naw, hell naw man, I got 80, $200 for you, right now. We just need a pint

Well just go get it out the back, Abu, I’m out here waiting. Let me get some cigarillos and grab a couple of Sprites

Just for you only I give special price

Keep that number right where I need it, baby and we gon...

Yeah bruh I’m tryna fuck with that 86 hunnid

Who the fuck is the friend?

Goddamn…

What in the fuck are you talking my number? Hmm?

Man come on Abu, you open 24/7 now man

We say 7/24, not 24/7

Man fuck out here with this country shit

Abu boomin motherfucker!