I Slept With Terry Songtext

He met her at the Mallard, everything was going great

He said, "Hello, my name is Terry. Can I take you on a date?"

He picked her up at 7:00, everything was going fine

They had a little bit of beer and a lot of red wine

She invited him in cuz it was getting late

She said, "I slept with Terry, and it wasn't that great."

I slept with Terry, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt



He woke up in the morning with an aching head

He rolled over and said "Baby, was I good in bed?"

She said, "you passed out, you woke up, you puked on my cat

I want you out of my apartment in 10 seconds flat."

He didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to say

But from the smell of his skin, he'd been drinking all day

I slept with Terry, and all I got was a W-2
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