Anorexic, Flapjacks & Bolts

Anorexic, flapjacks & bolts
Making love to you
Anorexic, flapjacks & bolts
Gonna see it through

I only eat one day of the year
And that's my birthday

And if you don't mind
I'd appreciate it if you don't bake me a cake
I'd blew the candles out in my hand

Anorexic, flapjacks & bolts
Making love to you
Anorexic, flapjacks & bolts
Gonna see it through

I only make one phone call
That's to the weather man

And if he don't mind
I'd appreciate it if he
Keeps the wind to himself
I don't wanna be blown down

Anorexic, flapjacks & bolts
Making love to you
Anorexic, flapjacks & bolts
Gonna see it through