Worst Day Of My Life

i was running down the street
and stepped into a hole
it hurt like a mother beep
so i limped home
i put some ice on it
and it stuck to my skin

so all in all
this was the worst mother beep
day ever

then i fell down my stairs
to endure another bout of agony
it hurt like hell
but i was like
oh well
wasn't as bad as yesterday
so all in all wait
and then i broke my toe
and decided yeah
this is worst than yesterday

so all in all
this was the worst mother beep
day of my life