Gypsy Invasion

My momma said let me be a gypsy
and I'll take you to Japan
I will throw you in the trash
and I will eat out of your hand.
I said I can't let you be a gypsy,
can't let you be a gypsy.
The children will get scared.
If I let you be a gypsy,
If I let you be a gypsy,
we'd have to put on our gas masks
so that we can be prepared.
My poppa said, "you can't trust them fuckin' gypsy's"
"you do and they'll put a spell on you,
even your own dear mother,
your own dear mother, the gypsy."
You'll turn into a frog, a frog
I'll be at the zoo
that's where you'll find me,
a frog at the zoo.
A frog, a frog,
a frog in the zoo,
that's where you'll find me
a frog in the zoo.
I'm sorry momma,
I can't let you be a gypsy tonight.
I'm sorry poppa,
'cause I couldn't stop her
from becoming a gypsy.
It's all she ever wanted to be.
Gypsy invasion! Gypsy invasion!