Rabbit Valley

Not too long ago somebody came up to me
And said, "Postman, if you're going to go to the trouble of opening up your mouth to sing you might as well have something to sing about."
I said, "PUT ON SOME PANTS!!"

There's a valley
Where the rabbits live
It's called rabbit valley
But you can't go there
Unless you're a rabbit
Then you can go there
But you're not a rabbit
So you can't go there

aeiou
Those are the vowels
Let's just say that sometimes you have to break the rules

So I went there
Even though I'm not a rabbit
I wore a rabbit suit to rabbit valley
But they knew I wasn't a rabbit
So they beat me up

aeiou
and sometimes y!

I'm going back to rabbit valley and I ain't wearin' no stupid rabbit suit either
I'm going back as a human being
I'm going back as a human being with dignity and pride
I'm going back as a man
I'm going back as a postman
I'm going back as a postman who just so happens to be a man
I'm going back as a postman who just so happens to be a human being who just so happens to be carrying a big gun in his hand!

aeiou

my rabbit has a human foot on his keychain,
and that's not the scary part
I wanna know what those keys are for

It's awfully quiet here in rabbit valley...
(BANG!)