Rock Star Blues

She had a fat arse,
I didn't think so,
I thought she was a lovely blonde girl
even though I was locked out a me biccie.

She had a nice face,
I'd like to get to know her, better than I know her,
but she is not in to me,
I'm too hairy.

If you see a little monkey sitting at the bar
goin' at the booze like he is a rock star,
come over I'll take you over and have a laugh,
cause I'm a very funny guy.

She had a nice arse but she walked away,
I never saw the rest of her body that day,
she had a nice face when she kissed me goodbye.