Loser For The Evening

I'll be your loser for the evening

Take your time

Can I start you off with a clever line?

Are you still making up your mind?

Take your time

Can I recommend a glass of wine?



Is this seat taken? Do you mind?

She's out there crawling all over some other guy

Pleased to meet you

I'll be your loser for the night



She's out there somewhere making plans

And holding hands

With some unsuspecting man

It's almost more than I can stand

But it's true

I was getting used to feeling used



Is this seat taken? Do you mind?

She's out there crawling all over some other guy

Pleased to meet you

I'll be your loser for the night



It's almost more than I can stand

She's holding hands

With some unsuspecting man

It's almost more than I can stand

Are you alone?

You want to wrap me up and take me home?



Is this seat taken? Do you mind?

She's out there she's out there screwing up some millionaire's life

Pleased to meet you

I'll be your loser for the night



Is this seat taken? Do you mind?

She's out there scratching out some centerfold's eyes

Pleased to meet you

I'll be your loser for the night